College dating for guys

25 Mar

If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.

(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?

Don't do it right away but definitely do it if she's showing reluctance on that blowjob. So make all the decisions and see how she goes for it. Wear cuffs and a leather motorcycle jacket, even if you drive a Hyundai.

If you shack up, don't alter your own life just to make it easier for her.

Or tell your wife you just don't want to wear a ring; invent some sort of bizarre hand disease or rice picker accident.

Anyway even the ones who haven't read the Girl's Rules don't want to date married guys so don't let her (or your wife) know.

Though if you can find a good mechanic, let me know, OK?

Anyway, subtly find out her own personal romantic dream, and play-act it.